Cow Eye's award-winning faculty come to Cow Eye Junction from all corners of the world, and even as far away as northern California. Many are leaders in their respective fields and are thus able to bring perspectives into the classroom that have been acquired at the nexus where real-world experience meets the timeless perusal of highly specialized academic journals.
Such caring and devoted instructors do not simply imbue students with knowledge; they inspire and nurture a love for learning itself. Says Mr. Clement Hutchinson, recently tenured creative writing instructor and chair of the New Student Orientation committee, "I want my students to leave my class impregnated with the seed of knowledge. I want them aroused to civic action by the rigors and rewards of accredited learning. If I can achieve that, then I have fulfilled my unique destiny as tenured community college educator."
"…Blessed are the barren...."
- Luke 23:29